my penis 2
...nope, it isn't here either, my penis that is.
i have just drunk a cup of tea and need to have a pee.
how the hell will i be able to do that without my penis?
i mean, my urine will just spash out all over the place won't it?
i do miss my penis.
i like the way it sits there quiet like and then suddenly, upon a pretty face or shapely ankle it springs into a life of its own.
have you seen my penis?