Celebrity Shopping Sprees
'Give me a lever and I can move the world,’ - Archimedes…
21st Century AD, alternatives:
‘Give me a child and I can move the world, transform into a messiah and still manage a paparazzi shot. Black, is the new black. Matches the Prada handbag darling.’
'Give me a kid, and I can shift newspapers and magazines, elevating my public profile.'
'I think I'll choose this one. Doesn't he look cute? Yes, that's the one. You can take the rest back.'
'Oh I can help you. I can take this child off your hands. You can't provide for it, anyhow.'